This amazing article is going to be posted to facebook. There is no greater reason than the fact that I'm testing facebook connectivity to this account. 

It has been observed that manatees frequently sit on hills. While they aren't necessarily popular among hill purveyors, they have been known to occasionally and dramatically impact property values. Wilfred E. Manatee, the commissioner of the Federal Manatees Association, offered a few words to this reporter. 

"Cheese," said Mantee, "Pastry. Great reams of sausage." 

This reporter was entirely unaware of what the cryptic message could mean.